Have you seen, heard or read this story?? Just when I though stuff on the news couldn't get any more ridiculous, this story breaks about a furniphiliac.
Yogi Bear would be ashamed!
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Saturday, March 29, 2008
Guy gets caught screwing a picnic table.
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lolllll
whatnahell?
some folk need prayer man
HAHAHA!!!!
furniphiliac?
LOL! thats unfortunate
Dejanae - Yea, prayer and chemical castration. LoL!
Natalee - At least he didn't go for the grill. I wasn't sure if it should be furniphiliac or furniphile.
I've heard about the story. Say what you want about the guy freaking his table but I think the neighbor videotaping him needs some psychiatric help or a short stay at the local jail.
Personally as long as your perversions aren't hurting anyone or being forced on me I'm of the live and let live mindset. I don't think what he did should be a felony even if it occurred near a school zone. Well, unless he did it during school hours or when it could and should be expected that a minor might see him pounding the umbrella hole.
I think that was exactly teh issue... he was doing it in braod daylight, between 10:30 am and noon. Right when the kids would be out for recess.
If he did it in the privacy of his own home (or, at the very least, in the night when no one was around)then whatever, no big deal.
And the neighbor - he watched him 3 times, and finally taped him on the 4th time. Seems like he's a bit of a voyeur as well, hahaha.
Can you imagine if a bird had shit into the umbrella stand hole? Poetic justice for sure.
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It's like that now? People are screwing the furniture? I mean, I love my couch, but I don't love my couch...
lmao how do you have sex with a object and not another person?!
He's quite disturbed, maybe his wife needs to start giving it up more often?
Cougar - Thanks! Right back at ya. Yea, this sicko would probably like that, like lubrication or something.
Jaded - So what's up with your couch? Got a pic? =) LoL!
Diamonds - Hey, thanks for stopping by. I wonder what the wife looks like. And if she's made of wood or not.
Give the guy a break man. The unfortunate thing for him is he did it in public and this will offend a whole lot of folk. As for the rest of the 'action'- if the table didn't mind, what the hell!
Yea, I wonder what the table's owner thought though, since it's on somebody's patio. Probably looked at it, overturned and abused, and said "Cheatin' whore..." haha!
haha cheating whore..this guy is all kinds of freaky and perverted... Can you imagine being his wife...worse yet, one of his kids??? SO GROSS! So disturbing...
I shudder to think of the consequences if he considered using furniture polish as lube. Just to stay consistent and all.
Natalee - I know, the kids would be paying for it the rest of their lives. Being ridiculed and all...
The wife, I really wonder about her.
Darwin - Yea, I can see how that would be a problem, especially if it dried.
A friend of mine actually had a bucke of shelack (sp?) dumped on him once, and that was no fun to remove.
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