Saturday, March 29, 2008

Don't touch my...

Image source: Photo at Kohl's in Ceasar's Bay, Brooklyn.

Maybe I've fallen out of touch with fashion, but... wtf is up with these mannequins?? Did they have a traumatic experience in the storage shed? And don't they look kind of manly to be wearing skirts?

7 comments:

1/3 said...

LMAO where do you find this stuff??? lol

The Jaded NYer said...

I guess now not only do I have to weigh less that 100lbs but I have to get swimmers' shoulders, too? ARGH! I can't take this pressure!!!

Pan/Thanatos said...

1/3 - Thanks! I always try to keep my eyes open and my cell-phone camera at the ready.

Jaded - And this isn't even like the Versace store that's laying down the fashion, it's freakin' Kohls!

Anonymous said...

They're called 'watch yo ass' skirts. Oh, and the mannequins were modeled after some of the chicks in the Russian Olympic swimming team.

Pan/Thanatos said...

Haha! That's rich. No wonder they have that manly swaggard in those hips.

Darwin said...

Was it a 'regular' store or was it exclusively aimed at pre/post-op transexuals perhaps?

Pan/Thanatos said...

Haha! Good one =)
No it was a regular, though kinda cheap, department store. The clothes in that area were for like teenage girls. So yea, the mannequins don't fit.