Don't touch my...

Image source: Photo at Kohl's in Ceasar's Bay, Brooklyn.

Maybe I've fallen out of touch with fashion, but... wtf is up with these mannequins?? Did they have a traumatic experience in the storage shed? And don't they look kind of manly to be wearing skirts?

"Honey, would you please walk the Goose?"

So I'm driving home this afternoon and right before I hit my corner there's an obstruction in the road. I've seen people walking all sorts of odd stuff while living in NYC. I've seen all sorts of cats, iguanas, a pig, a billy goat, ferrets, even a raccoon. But for the first time ever the dude was walking a goose! A bunch of kids gathered on either side of the street. The guy was directing the goose with occasional showers of feed thrown from his hand.
A big, white, ass-feather waggin' goose... and with no leash.

* I don't recommend anyone take pictures while driving. Especially not while maneuvering across the median. That other driver was kinda pissed. =)

Image source: Mobile phone picture.

Door to nowhere

Miscalculation? Prank of the year? Whatever the reason, this one definitely puts a new spin on the old phrase "Can't get my foot in the door."

Image Source: Residence in Borough Park, Brooklyn

There's no other door, so unless it's inhabited by a bunch of Free-Runners...

Image source: http://media.www.lsureveille.com/media/storage/paper868/news/2007/03/15/Sports/Free-Falling-2776713.shtml

... I can't imagine what the purpose could be. I can only hope that there are no alcoholics or sleep-walkers living there.